taxicar:

tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows

hijerking:

it’s a metaphor

hijerking:

it’s a metaphor

Not everyone you lose is a loss.
(via sowintergirl)

baracknobama:

they dont even sell garages at garage sales

judge: why did you kill that man
me: it's a metaphor
judge: oh....ok lol
unabating:

dogfalcon:

gaypee:

animalsandtrees:

"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.
Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.
Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””




im sorry WHATANIMALS DONT HAVE A CONCEPT OF GENDER THEY DONT GIVE A SHIT
IM NOT GONNA GET OFFENDED IF SOMEONE SAYS “WHAT BREED IS IT” ABOUT MY DOG

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

gender is a human made concept, animals don’t give a shit about your human language rules

unabating:

dogfalcon:

gaypee:

animalsandtrees:

"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.

Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.

Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””

image

im sorry WHAT
ANIMALS DONT HAVE A CONCEPT OF GENDER THEY DONT GIVE A SHIT

IM NOT GONNA GET OFFENDED IF SOMEONE SAYS “WHAT BREED IS IT” ABOUT MY DOG

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

gender is a human made concept, animals don’t give a shit about your human language rules

heliolisk:

listening to lana del rey makes me miss things moments that have never happened

flowerette:

new american apparel campaign

flowerette:

new american apparel campaign

idkea:

i bet tumblr staff uses xkit

d0nn0:

golfgoober:

d0nn0:

Im hungover and i gained like 500 in a night and hit 17k

Oh I thought you meant you gained that much weight and then hit 17k pounds

Yes i hit 17,000 pounds thanks for the support everyone

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

spacerobot123456789:

*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

plangsilp:

q:-/ (me being dubious with a snapback on)